ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!!
EA: Ok so heres what happened, alright.

EA: Um, ok so your Shepard right, and you get to choose what ending you want.

Me: Ok, ok, so your telling me that I never get to see Tali ever again, the Citadel explodes, and I die, no matter what ending I choose.

EA: Yep:D

Me: NO!!!! NO!!!!GOD!!.......NO!!GOD!!PLEASE!!!!!NO!!!NO!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

EA: Please stop, please stop yelli...Please stop yelling.

Me: This is fuck'n bullshit.....Ok this..These fuck'n assholes this fu...THIS FUCK'N BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

(Ashton Kutcher walks out the closet with the camera guy)

EA: Calm down you've just been PUNK'D

EA: We're releasing DLC to give you a better ending rig...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!!
EA: Ok so heres what happened, alright.

EA: Um, ok so your Shepard right, and you get to choose what ending you want.

Me: Ok, ok, so your telling me that I never get to see Tali ever again, the Citadel explodes, and I die, no matter what ending I choose.

EA: Yep:D

Me: NO!!!! NO!!!!GOD!!.......NO!!GOD!!PLEASE!!!!!NO!!!NO!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

EA: Please stop, please stop yelli...Please stop yelling.

Me: This is fuck'n bullshit.....Ok this..These fuck'n assholes this fu...THIS FUCK'N BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

(Ashton Kutcher walks out the closet with the camera guy)

EA: Calm down you've just been PUNK'D

EA: We're releasing DLC to give you a better ending right now, everythings going to be alright:3

Me: Are you serious?

EA: No were just mess"n with ya, ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!!

ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!