Respect the Turkey...Now remember guys, the Turkey is a very tactical bird, only true warriors have gained the wisdom to take a turkey in the wild, just because it's sitting there nekkid on a platter in front of you, smelling good, doesn't mean it won't jump up at any minute, and grab a beer, and crash through your living room windows, somersaulting for effect, and then zig-zagging to avoid fire until it's out of sight..
Respect The Fucking Turkey... Respect the Turkey...Now remember guys, the Turkey is a very tactical bird, only true warriors have gained the wisdom to take a turkey in the wild, just because it's sitting there nekkid on a platter in front of you, smelling good, doesn't mean it won't jump up at any minute, and grab a beer, and crash through your living room windows, somersaulting for effect, and then zig-zagging to avoid fire until it's out of sight..
Respect The Fucking Turkey...