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30 year-old from Spring Arbor, MI
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Hunger
If this were my old livejournal I would put something like...
Current Music: The Little Mermaid Soundtrack
Current Mood: Starving
I think that's an accurate description of my current state. Ever since that second week of December, food has been rather difficult to come by. It's been rather slim pickins in the "student food group", which has been my staple for the past couple of months and has been the direct result of my gaining about thirty pounds. They're just not that hard to catch. I've gotten soft. I've dropped about twenty of that however since the mass exodus of the student body, but the laziness I built up over that period of my life remains woefully intact. I found myself waiting at the bottom of a big oak tree with my mouth open, an acorn alluringly placed on my tongue, waiting for just one dumb squirrel to come down and take the bait. I ate the acorn instead.
I'm working on a theory as to the whereabouts of the humans. Ever since I learned how to operate doorknobs, I've found most residences to be surprisingly empty. It is in the face of this fact that I've decided that the houses themselves must be decoys for large predators, to throw them off when they come sniffing. I mean it's too obvious! Why would any reasonable creature build a dwelling so humongous that any animal with large teeth could see it for a mile off? No, the humans MUST be smarter than that. This is why I have come to believe that they're actually subterrainian creatures. I have found much evidence of such, in my discovery of "man-holes". The humans are sly indeed.
I came across this groundbreaking theory when, while on my weekly trot, I saw something large and man-like come up out of the ground then shuffle off into the woods, obviously to go hunting. It was a very large, very hairy, very naked man, but I cannot deny the same basic shape. Perhaps it is the male of the species, which I'm not sure I've ever seen before. I waited near the hole for close to two hours, but the creature did not return and I could not work the covering of the dwelling with only my claws.
Well, I've got to go off hunting again. I think I saw a rabbit stumbling along in the front lawn of the library, hopefully maimed in some way. I don't feel like running much. Anyhow, I can't wait until J-Term!
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Cougar | | Birthday |
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