a message from the president "My fellow Americans...There are those who like for us to stay focused on the BAD things...on the NEGATIVE. They'll talk about the hundreds of young Americans dead and thousands more wounded in Iraq. THey'll say I misled the country about the Weapons of Mass Destruction. These naysayers will tell you the economy is bad just because we have a massive deficit, and because jobs are dessappearing overseas faster than ever. Well I believe in looking forward to a positive future for this country. And I'm here with some GOOD news that all Americans can be happy about. Ladies and Gentlemen...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Good night, and God Bless America."
*Disclaimer* Not actual quotes by George W. Bush. Excerpts taken from "The Boondocks" comic strip by Aaron McGruder, 2004.