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February 1st, 2012

Hey, you.

Yeah, you. You right there. Guess what? In a few years, you will be skull fucking a dick loving fat chick for cheap liquor in a forgotten basement, you meat wallet.

Yeah, that's fuckin' truth. How do I know? I'm a certified psychic, you sexy motherfucker. And by sexy I mean hideous.

Don't like your future? I'm sorry druggie, I can't hear you over the sound of how unhygenic you are.

Oh and your plans next Tuesday? I don't want to have to explain to your sister that you can't go to the family meeting because you got caught trying to pick up fifteen-year-olds again. So fucking cancel them.

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runelady

RIFFTRAX

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BlackPenguin

Very Regal

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Sorry to spam ya, but we have new group that's trying to organize the first annual RvB:TX. Just wanted to get the word out.

JasonThePink

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I bet you come back now cockface......come closer so I can give you a nice slap.

simskiller

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Shit forgot to mention he can somewhat control feeble minds and Mr Puffinpants is his servant at his family's house.

simskiller

Yeah like I said before the changes I wanted were appearances (aka he currently doesn't really have any). Fenrir (his nickname) is a monstrous wolf, is a son of Loki (Who I think is the best damn Norse god of all fucking time), and is foretold to kill the god Odin during the events of RagnarÃ¶k, so the name is kind of related.

Name: Aurius Fen
Nickname: Fenrir
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Height: 6' 1''
Body: Skinny with muscles
Ethnicity: Caucasian - born to the native Pict people of northern Britain
Hair: Black
Eyes: Eye colour varies by mood, hazel when at rest, gray when scared, and luminous gold when angry.
Appearances: He usually wears a black cloak with the hood up covering his face when away on business or when he doesnâ€™t want anyone to disturb him while heâ€™s having a quiet drink at the local tavern, most people donâ€™t get the hintâ€¦

He wears an obsidian black leather breast plate, fuck it hereâ€™s a picture to get an idea of what his battle gear looks like (he doesnâ€™t have his face covered though).

He has one prominent scar going down through his right eye and into his cheek. He has and long black hair, and a goatee. â€¦ and I suck at describing.

Alignment: Chaotic Evil.
Class(es): Shadow/Necromancer
History: Aurius is the last in a long line of Pict warriors, descended from a vampire-lycanthrope pairing that has mixed with humans over the generations. Now the family has lost most of its more obvious superhuman traits, except for their unusual eyes.
However, Aurius' ancestry is well known and has lead to ridicule throughout his life. People have looked upon him as something less than human. And he resents this a great deal.

In a bid to gain more control over his life, Aurius trained as a Stalker, a special group of what were once Ranger's and are now skilled assassins that were also once part of The Shadows Guild. Training for this life brought his abilities to the fore. He is faster stronger, more agile and more enduring than any normal human. And when the dark comes, his powers are truly at their peak. After completing his training, Aurius went on a killing spree, murdering all the people who ridiculed him the most.

He now works as a hired blade for the highest bidder, and delves in the dark arts of Necromancy to get some use out of his victims after he's dealt with them, his progress so far only keeps them animated for a short time (3 hours at most) and to also allow him to see the most recent memories of his victim. His necromantic powers also allow him to heal somewhat damage dealt to him in mid-battle by setting the bones and then letting his mixed blood to seal the wound though this does leave him weaker then he would be if he healed normally.

Favoured weapon: A black and silver Longsword (A heirloom that has the family Crest on the hilt (A shield with a bat on one half, and a wolf howling at a moon on the other, with the family saying â€œVado pro iugulumâ€ going around on the bottom)). Three sets of Twin throwing daggers, one set at his waist, one set strapped under the sleeves at his wrists and one set strapped across his chest in a bandolier.

Powers: Something about the mixing of both vampire and lycanthrope blood has caused his natural magic to manifest themselves in the darkness. In daylight he can do almost nothing, but when in darkness he is capable of wrapping shadows about himself to hide thus making him perfect for the Shadows. His mixed blood allows him to heal himself after a few minutes all the way up to a day of rest depending on the severity of the injury (he once had to wait a month for one of his arms to regrow after it was chopped off in a fight, sufficient to say he had to immediately feed on his opponent and wait in agony for the arm to heal it self.)

Special Powers: A form of Umbra Shifting (he may teleport by moving instantaneously through the Plane of Shadow. Visibly this shows as long tendrils of shadow which wrap around him and pull him into a pool of shadow around his feet. The tendrils will then emerge silently somewhere else and deposit him safely. Also if something is in his line of sit and not fully exposed to light he can teleport the item to his side, thus also making him a renowned thief in some circles, as he has the mind of a magpie when it comes to valuable items. He can also transport others with him but this is harder then just himself.

He can only transport very short distances unless he is using his necromantic powers to view at a past location at the same time, combining both leaves him very drained of energy and he has to rest for some considerable time thus he does not prefer this way of travel. If it is an incredibly long distance and he does not feed before doing this he will have to have someone on the other side assist him, by actually pouring the blood into his mouth.

Otherwise by himself and transporting a 100 feet is as easy to him as blinking.

Personality: Keeps to himself most of the time, distrustful, enjoys killing a great deal as he is always grinning while doing it. Has an appreciation for the arts.

Ailments: Has to feed every lunar cycle as if he doesnâ€™t he becomes incredibly weak and every injury that was healed using his blood powers becomes unhealed thus crippling him and causing immense pain. He can feed on any living thing from grubs all the way up to humans; normally he uses forest animals such as deer, moose or rabbits, but never wolves, he enjoys the Hunt. If he feeds on grubs he has to do so everyday until he finds something sufficient like a woodland creature, if he feeds on a human he is at his peak for the full lunar cycle, thus prefers to take a contract every month and if thereâ€™s no work he is shit out of luck.

I'm saving this to a word file as I just spent 5 hours on it, so I just need your okay then I'll post it in the character thread.

simskiller

Just wondering if my last character would still be good, as it has diluted blood of a vampire/lycan mix. I don't want a furry character so would he still have human characteristics? Please note that the dilution went on for centuries / generations. Also the only changes to him would be he would now be a Shadow/Necromancer and Chaotic Evil and I might have to take out his Umbra shifting. Here he is if you forget him and and don't feel like digging for him:

Name: Aurius Fen
Nickname: Fenrir
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Height: 6' 1''
Body: Skinny with muscles
Ethnicity: Caucasian - born to the native Pict people of northern Britain
hair: Black
Eyes: Eye colour varies by mood, hazel when at rest, gray when scared, luminous gold when angry.
Accent: Archaic British
History: Aurius is the last in a long line of Pict warriors, descended from a vampire-lycanthrope pairing that has mixed with humans over the generations. Now the family has lost most of its more obvious superhuman traits, except for their unusual eyes.
However, Aurius' ancestry is well known and has lead to ridicule throughout his life. People have looked upon him as something less than human. And he resents this a great deal.
In a bid to gain more control over his life, Aurius trained as a Stalker, a special group of what were once Ranger's and are now skilled assassins. Training for this life brought his abilities to the fore. He is faster stronger, more agile and more enduring than any normal human. And when the dark comes, his powers are truly at their peak. After completing his training, Aurius went on a killing spree, murdering all the people who ridiculed him the most. He now works as a hired blade for the highest bidder.
Favoured weapon: Longsword, three sets of Twin daggers, one set at his waist, one set strapped under the sleeves at his wrists and one set strapped across his chest in a bandolier. Or his hands.
Powers: Something about the mixing of both vampire and lycanthrope blood has caused his natural makic to manifest themselves in the darkness. During the day he can do almost nothing, but when in darkness he is capable of wrapping shadows about himself to hide and a form of Umbra Shifting (he may teleport by moving instantaneously through the Plane of Shadow. Visibly this shows as long tendrils of shadow which wrap around him and pull him into a pool of shadow around his feet. The tendrils will then emerge silently somewhere else and deposit him safely.
Personality: Keeps to himself most of the time, distrustful, enjoys killing a great deal as he is always grinning while doing it.

Also looking back on what I told Bayard to make him, his parents were the furries. Not him. Here's what I told Bayard so you can see my character before he was bad ass.

My character for you to ~~fuck around with as you see fit~~ fill in the blanks.

Name:
Nickname:
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Height: 6' 1''
Body: Skinny with muscles
Ethnicity: Caucasian? (northern Europe/British isles/Norse/pick something)
Hair: dark brown/black
Eyes: Hazel green (Brown/green/blue sometimes depending on mood)
Accent: British/Russian/Again you choose.
History: Ancestor of a bastard child of a vampire and lycan (have fun with that ;D) I basically want the idea that he has physical wolf like features (can have something like he was teased for that as a kid thus maybe driving him to be an assassin and going back and slaughtering all his school boy pals) I DO want him to be an assassin. Oh and by wolf like features I mean speed strength and things like that, nothing like a furry as his blood has been diluted over the generations. Maybe have the teasing directed from the playground kids at his parents?
Favoured weapon: Longsword/Twin daggers that he throws usually in his victimâ€™s eyes/throat if he doesn't like getting in close. Or his hands.
Powers: Powers controlled by darkness (Able to teleport short distances commonly behind people, able to wrap the shadows around him and turn invisible (or just really damn hard to see (depends on lighting)) Basically how the teleporting works is shadow tendrils spring from the ground and grabs him suck him down from where he WAS standing and then pop up silently to where he wants to be and then just go away with a *poof*
Personality: Keeps to himself most of the time, distrustful, always has a grin when killing.

Also thank you.

Tell me what I have to change as I want to just tweak him a bit (only in appearances) and I can take out the stuff that doesn't jive with your story; also can I have that list of the gods, the shadow god sounds interesting.

Thanks for your time.

OH OH! AND CAN I HAVE MR PUFFINPANTS?

PhantomMaul

C0mm0d0re 64

Posted 1 year ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
HAI

PhantomMaul

C0mm0d0re 64

Posted 2 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
boo

techskater

Posted 2 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
It's funny in such a sad way. It makes so many valid points from the wrong direction. It's one of those, I hate to be that offensive and even I cringe when I look at it, but then again it's like the LeadFarm situation. If someone doesn't like that picture, fuck 'em into three pieces and go on with my own life.

techskater

Posted 2 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
I'm waiting for some moron to report me for that image.