Hey I haven't done this in a while!
I'd say I've been too busy.

By that I probably (more like most likely) mean that I've been too lazy.

So here's the short version:
Life is Tough
Work is Exhausting
The World is Mean
People Are Jerks
I'm a Pathetic Coward

But that's enough of me whining about my so called "Problems" thatwhich really aren't.

I'm going to turn back to watching Hockey (yay :D) and bury my concentration in the world of video games.

Speaking of distractions, what are you even reading this for? I'm sure you have something much better and productive to do? You should get back to that instead of being an enabler to my complaints.

That is all. KTHXBAI
~The...

Hey I haven't done this in a while!
I'd say I've been too busy.

By that I probably (more like most likely) mean that I've been too lazy.

So here's the short version:
Life is Tough
Work is Exhausting
The World is Mean
People Are Jerks
I'm a Pathetic Coward

But that's enough of me whining about my so called "Problems" thatwhich really aren't.

I'm going to turn back to watching Hockey (yay :D) and bury my concentration in the world of video games.

Speaking of distractions, what are you even reading this for? I'm sure you have something much better and productive to do? You should get back to that instead of being an enabler to my complaints.

That is all. KTHXBAI
~The Brown Guy