RTX Lyrics
Having only a vocoder mic on hand, the lyrics themselves may be a bit garbled. So here they are for your pleasure.

Is your fury worse than RageQuit when your game skills are not good
Do you revel in the gold standard, ever purchased headlight fluid
Ever hunted an achievement, if you've ever won at science
If you've ever watched Red vs. Blue DVDs x many times
Do you harbor the opinion that pink armor has more room, or the most
beautiful of fight scenes can be claimed by Monty Oum
Ever played a game of Grifball, killed a grunt in Halo 3
If you believe in the future of entertainment, this event's where you should be.

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Now bigger, and better, than your average...

RTX Lyrics
Having only a vocoder mic on hand, the lyrics themselves may be a bit garbled. So here they are for your pleasure.

Is your fury worse than RageQuit when your game skills are not good
Do you revel in the gold standard, ever purchased headlight fluid
Ever hunted an achievement, if you've ever won at science
If you've ever watched Red vs. Blue DVDs x many times
Do you harbor the opinion that pink armor has more room, or the most
beautiful of fight scenes can be claimed by Monty Oum
Ever played a game of Grifball, killed a grunt in Halo 3
If you believe in the future of entertainment, this event's where you should be.

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Now bigger, and better, than your average show.
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This time every year Austin's a lovely place to go.
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A realm of entertainment, a host of things to see and do
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Celebrate our common interests at this home for me and you.

Perhaps your love of gaming's been around since long ago
Perhaps your adoration lies with Internet videos
Or maybe it's Machinima that sets your heart ablaze
You'll have all this and more, my friend, in these two wondrous days
This event's an opportunity for a look behind the scenes
To learn more information about your interests and dreams
You'll meet new friends and comrades, celebrate community
So come hang out with RoosterTeeth at this weekend-long party

Then that chorus thing happens again.

Hearts,
P.McGranite