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RileyDexter
24 year-old female from Portland, OR
Hello fellow humans,
I'm Danielle.
I'm shy and awkward.


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RileyDexter
PURE GOLD
I went to my very first strip club last night. It was by far the sleaziest place imaginable.
The strippers were OLD. I'm talking at least late 40's. They were also quite plump. They had to get off the stage, which didn't even have a pole, to pick their own music from the juke box. Oh, and the women's bathroom is also the changing room. That was an awkward discovery... I've never had a conversation with a stripper before. NLE right there.

But the drinks were damn good! Strong and cheap, just how I like my men. (joke)

I struck pure gold with this place. PURE GOLD.
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Name Danielle
Occupation Sittin' on babies
Birthday February 18th, 1988
Interests really awesome high fives stickin' it to the man photography making messes running from bees flicks petting my cats adventures-big or small vodka tea biking nostalgia and playing video games.
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Music I dabble in a bit of everything. Lately it's been Aesop Rock and Immortal Technique. I like what I like so baaack off.
Movies The Professional
TV Shows It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Need there be more?