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...and now we're back
For the reunion show that will not meet your expectations, will not nearly be as funny, and just a sprinklin' of regret and condescension.

Whuh happo?

- Graduating in May. Don't know if good yet.

- Building resume and contacts as a production assistant and intern. Was promised IMDB credit as an extra and P.A. and still haven't received any. Sad face. But I did meet Hayley Williams' mother who was a producer for something I worked on. I don't know who Hayley is but apparently she's a very nice daughter.

- "Hello publishers, would you like to read my stories and novel? No? When can I get back to...hello? Oh."

- Just ended a very toxic relationship with a girl that woke me up in the middle of the night with the only photograph I had of my grandfather when young ripped in half as she told me, "Now we both don't have a family. Never leave. Never, please." I left. She's mad.

- Took a fuzzy picture of Nicole Atkins at The Troubadour. I think she flipped me off. Many people behind me, though. Either way I'd understand if she did.

- Excited about Doctor Who Series 6. It is a kid show, yes. Stop looking.

- I'm hoping there's an opening for a office P.A. for a TV Show after I graduate. If not, day job time. Would you like salt on your popcorn?

- Still a lot of self-esteem and narcissism issues. Social anxiety for a while. But now I can make eye contact with someone and not go into panic attacks about how they're judging me and can read my thoughts. Daddy issues, probably.

- Pokemon White was...interesting. Not really interested in pursuing it, though. And by "pursuing" I mean grinding my team to 80. Minecraft also fading. 1.5 might change that.

- Mandarin oranges are fucking scrumptious. But seasonal. GOD DAMN IT.

- Going to a lot of comedy shows nowadays. Does it show? Bamford is addictive.

- My mother is forcing me to keep her dachshund for a while to housebreak and teach it tricks like I did with my Sheepdog. Dachshunds are idiots.

- Life-changing revelation of the month: "I have to stop looking for answers for specific problems in my life in the examples of others and use my critical thinking to fix them myself."

- I really hope "You are here" wins a spot. Really digging that shirt for some reason.


Well, see you all the next time Red Vs. Blue randomly pops up on Reddit and reminds me I haven't deleted my account.

Poof! And I'm gone!
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Name Morgan Mageau
Occupation Former user of the internet
Birthday November 24th, 1989
Interests Books toys Howard Hughes tap dancing
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Music Cimphonee Tree The Skin Fires Candlesparklettes Sarah Ginny The Heartmakers Forrest Nicole Atkins and The Black Sea The Raveonettes Jenny Owen Youngs and His Ancillary Companion
Movies Penguin Fire Klaustraphobia Forgotten Dinners of Young Gunmen Why The Big Dinosaurs? Maddy's Burden The Clear Waters of my Grandfather's Death Gun Birds Gun Birds II: Iron Wing Gun Birds III: The Tornado The Bicycle Thief Swing Time Temple of Doom and Prolixity Manifestation: Codeque.
TV Shows Dolphin Quest Fire in the Barn Our Funny Family Water River Hotel Post Office Granny Scooter Cop Clock Squad Five Doctor Who Arrested Development House MD (Kinda) M*A*S*H The Simpsons Curb Your Enthusiasm Boardwalk Empire and Tungsten Rod Scientist.
Books Epiphany: Dreams and Nightmares Soft Feathers in The Wind Painter's Whore Coins of the King Fish Hunter: The Tragic Story I Can't Read Panama Slaughterhouse-Five Heart of Darkness Hughes and Unspeakable Fury of Hampton Children