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NinjaStu
26 year-old male from E Wood, FL
Nobody knows me better than myself. Don't know why, somehow we just connect.
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that stupid quiz strikes back.....
Well, since I haven't got anything to write that people will care enough to read, I'll do this instead.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Bret William Stuart, with one T damnit!
Birth date: 3-21-1986
Birth place: St. Petersburg, Florida
Current Location: Englewood, FL
Hair Color: Dark brown
Righty or Lefty: Lefty

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Irish, English, Scotish, Italian, probably some others...
Shoes you wore today: Heelies, cause I'm a sheep. And they're fun.
Your weakness: My will to take people's crap and keep coming back, my inablity to save money, and my irrational temper
Your fears: not living up to my potential
Your perfect pizza: Deep dish Extra cheese, pepperoni & sausage
Goal you'd like to achieve: I have a few.... 1. replace my busted truck 2. move out on my own away from Englewood 3. get into a relationship.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your most overused phrase on AIM/MSN: "yeah"
Your thoughts first waking up: SHUT UP ALARM!.
Your best physical feature: I guess my beard, because I look stupid without it. Or my chest, because it's got the most definition of any other part of my body.
Your bedtime: between 2am and 6am
Your most missed memory: Last summer. It's honestly one of the best ones I've ever had.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: The lime version of either
McDonald's or Burger King: I'm getting kinda sick of fast food. Neither
Single or group dates: dates, period. Whatever she wants is fine with me...
Adidas or Nike: Nike. The old school black ones with the white check are one of my favorite types of shoe.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BRISK BABY!!!
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. I'm very much over chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: I'd of said cappucinno a week ago, but lately I've been enjoying my coffee.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: Sadly I do. I only truely started a month or 2 ago because of work and people related stress. I might quit soon though, but I can't guarantee it.
Cuss: Fuck no..... ok, maybe a little.
Single: and looking....
Take a shower: Usually.
Have a crush: Eh, there's some people I'd consider hooking up with. But no crushes at the moment.
Think you've been in love: No, I KNOW I haven't.
Liked high school: Some of it. The last 2 years were pretty great.
Want to get married: Yeah, someday. But I've still got plenty of time.
Believe in yourself: Shit, no one else does. I have to. Yes, yes I do.
Get motion sickness: Never
Think you're attractive: I thought I was. But someone telling me they thought I was ugly has made me a little more self conscious. Plus, I feel like I'm getting softer than I was when I was working out all the time. So to answer the question, I don't know.
Think you're a health freak: I smoke and don't go to the gym anymore. I'd say no.
Get along with your parents: Most of the time. My mom bothers me sometimes, but she's also great other times. I rarely talk to my dad, but when I do it's usually pleasant. I really hate disappointing him.
Like thunderstorms: Not anymore. I used to love them at at my old job, because I'd get out of work early. Now, when one comes, I have to put a tarp over my back window cause I got into a wreck and it's shattered. Plus, driving in them sucks.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: Not really. I don't like drinking anymore. I really never have, but I made more friends when I did.
Gone on a date: Almost, but since it didn't happen, it doesn't really count. So no.
Gone to the mall: A bunch
Been on stage: No
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Not a box. I think I've eaten like 5 over the last month.
Eaten sushi: I tried a piece. It was alright.
Been dumped: There wasn't a relationship in place, so technically no. But there was a girl who told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Gone skating: I got heelies.... does that count?
Gone skinny dipping: No
Stolen anything: Nothing big. I take drinks and donuts from work without paying sometimes.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yeah, but we didn't get very far.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah, but I can count the number of times on my left hand
Been caught "doing something": doing what? I don't do shit.
Been called a tease: Not to my face. Besides, who calls a guy a tease anyway? And why would a guy tease? We're too horny to want to tease.
Gotten beaten up: No. the few fights I've been in I've held my own, even if I didn't win.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

Age you hope to be married: 30s. I don't see it happening before than anyway at the rate I get women.
Number of Children: 2. In case I screw up the 1st one.
How do you want to die: Freefalling. And I hope I hit hard enough so I'm dead on impact and don't have to feel a thing.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A manager/owner of a store, or a police officer.

LAYER NINE: IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Best eye color?: Doesn't matter, as long as they look good on her.
Best hair color?: I have the guy complex of loving blondes, but I don't care. basically same answer as the eyes question.
Short or long hair: Medium. Long hair's nice too, but too long can be a problem.
Height: around mine. But at this point, I should be past being picky.
Best first date location: Nice romatic dinner out and then maybe hanging out at one of our places and watching a movie together.
Best first kiss location: Where we are when we decide we're the ones for each other.

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

Number of people I could trust with my life: There aren't many left. I have close friends, but I've developed a paranoia when it comes to people because I've seen the dark side of a lot of my friends as well as myself within the past year.
Number of CD's I own: the number grows every couple of weeks.
Number of piercings: 1 in the ear, but I don't have anything in there.
Number of tattoos: zero
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper? A few, nothing big.
Number of scars on my body: 1 on my head from having it cracked with a baseball bat.

Any questions?
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Name Bret
Occupation grocery store employee.... a go go
Birthday March 21st, 1986
Interests Halo red vs blue DDR TV tennis football basketball activity in general comedy the art of sniping friends life movies music money chicks stuff etc.
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Music Off the top of my head: Incubus Breaking Benjamin Shinedown Monster Magnet Sum 41 Green Day Avenged Sevenfold A Perfect Circle Finger Eleven Fuel The Offspring My Chemical Romance Coheed and Cambria Papa Roach Skindred Sevendust Mest Sublime Linkin Park Flogging Molly Dropkick Murphys Kanye West Eminem (the man's talented even if he is a jackass) D12 DMX Jay Z Joe Budden Xzibit NERD Outkast Nappy Roots Prodigy AC/DC and of course Maroon 5 since they've officially become the Ray Romano of the music business. Oh yeah and John Mayer.
Movies let's see...... Collateral Kung Pow Phone Booth Resovoir Dogs Boondock Saints Major Payne Walking Tall The Rundown Dogma I Robot Ocean's Eleven & Twelve Anchorman Tommy Boy Catch Me If You Can Changing Lanes Office Space Bourne Identity Slackers Fight Club Dawn of the Dead Shaun of the Dead The Terminal Happy Gilmore Liar Liar both Ace Venturas Man on Fire Training Day Stuck on You Life Aquatic Pulp Fiction Payback Hero Assault on Precinct 13 Secret Window (and it's twin brother Hide and Seek wasn�39;t bad either.) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle Without a Paddle Bubba Hotep the Back to the Future trilogy Supercop Coach Carter Hitch Saw too many more to think of... and I'm sure I'll keep adding them as I think of them or see them or both......
TV Shows Sealab 2021 Family Guy American Dad (when it's out) Futurama South Park Distraction The Daily Show Chappelle's Show pretty much anything Comedy Central puts on King of Queens Reno 911 and any presentation of the NFL