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MSpencer was a mindless jerk who was the first one up against the wall when the revolution came.
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I Wonder If I Can Just Schedule an MRI?
What follows is the weirdest dream I've ever had....and that's saying something.
Okay, I need to get this in text before I forget it, because quite frankly, I want to remember this one - if nothing else, just to remember how stupid it was. I won't have too much trouble remembering though, I've actually managed to remember a lot of details about the dream which doesn't happen that often for me.
The dream started off with me watching the Hangover 2, already odd since I have no desire to see Hangover 2 because it looks like the exact same plot of the first film (which I did watch btw). Somehow I made up a more interesting plot to it because there were a lot of twists, the thing played out more like Ocean's Eleven, and John Locke of LOST was in it. What? Okay, I don't know either. One of the guys turned out to be a cop, so when SWAT went to raid his house he was wearing his uniform and they assumed he was one of their there to arrest himself. He escapes and one of the SWAT guys talks about how weird it is that the guy was out of his jurisdiction and it hits them that the Bradley Cooper character is a cop - OH NOES! From there, the guys decide to return the lion they inadvertently stole (I think this was a nod to myself about how much I thought the second movie looked liked a rehash of the first) and I decided they could handle this on their own, so I bid them adieu and caught a cab home.
Yes, it's one of THOSE dreams. I assume I'm not the only one who has these. You know when you're having a dream about reading a book or watching a TV show or movie and suddenly you're a character in it? That's what this was. But it seems I found Hangover 2 too boring because I immediately jumped to something else.
I get home and strangely enough, I've realized this isn't my house after I walk in the front door. No, this is Peter Parker's/Spider-man's house. Oops. I turn to leave but suddenly Aunt May is there and has somehow mistaken me for Peter, so I conclude that this makes me Ben Reilly (clone of Spider-man from the 90s if you don't know). Aunt May says there's a noise in the attic, so being the good little clone of her nephew, I go up to check it out...and find an entirely different house up there with a vampire living in it. Don't ask the vampire's name, I never got it. Knowing my brain, it was probably something like "Dr. Acula". I talked to the vampire for a while until I heard a series of thuds and ran downstairs. Seems Aunt May took a tumble down the stairs...around the same time Mary Jane fell on a knife that was lodged in her chest.
Spider-man's life SUCKS.
Thinking quickly, I ask the vampire to call an ambulance while I check on the ladies. He hands me the phone after dialing and I start talking to who I assume is a 911 operator...but it's not. See, vampire is so old that they didn't have 911 back in the day, so he called some outdated emergency number that connects to one 90 year old man working in a shed somewhere. He puts me on hold so he can call his buddy at the hospital, so I hang up to call 911. Only I can't disconnect the phone and instead of a dial tone I keep getting the on-hold music. Argh!
Plan B: I ask the vampire to watch the two bleeding ladies (I'm stupid, I know. But luckily this never panned out) while I took a time machine to the past to find Peter Parker - no idea why I couldn't find him in the present or why time travel was the better option - just roll with it. .....actually, why didn't I go back in time to prevent Aunt May and Mary Jane from falling in the first place? Nevermind.
And no, I didn't use the TARDIS. How awesome would that have been?
I travel across the time stream into the distance past of Smallville (I know I know!) where I find Tom Welling unconvincingly playing a teenager playing water polo against the other team that has a female supervillain on it. In my dream logic, the only thing that didn't make sense here was that there was a co-ed water polo team. I heat vision the supervillain (apparently my fandom goof turned me into Connor Kent/Superboy) and dragged the young Superman away telling him his wife and aunt are dying in the future. He looked confused when I said 'aunt', so I realized that was because they never had Aunt May on the Smallville TV series - something I found a little odd but I didn't dwell on that because we had two people to save! As we head to the time machine I tell him the plan - he'll pose as his future self - Peter Parker - while I try to find the real Peter. He then asks, "Who's Peter Parker?"
Somehow, screwing up that badly jolted me awake.
I need a vacation, a visit to a psychiatrist, or brain surgery because that...wow.
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Matt Spencer | | Birthday |
May 2nd, 1982 | | Interests |
Machinima video games books. | | Gamertag |
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Metallica Glenn Miller Johnny Cash a lot of 40s and 50s music too | | Movies |
Clerks The Day the Earth Stood Still The Bridge On the River Quai Monty Python and the Holy Grail Space Balls Animal House Good Fellas The Truman Show | | TV Shows |
House Hell's Kitchen (don't really watch much TV anymore) | | Books |
Crime and Punishment The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series 20000 Leagues Under the Sea The Moon Is Down Winter of Our Discontent The Idiot The Pastures of Heaven Our Mutual Friend Ghosts of Onyx |
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