This is why Brando was the tits.An apology letter to Charlie Sheen in '91, explaining why he couldn't make it to his birthday:
"I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva. I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass, and I hate to miss it - Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie."Hi everyone.
This is why Brando was the tits.An apology letter to Charlie Sheen in '91, explaining why he couldn't make it to his birthday:
"I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva. I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass, and I hate to miss it - Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie."Hi everyone.
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