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32 year-old female from Derby, England
I AM THE NEMESIS OF THE VOLE!! ~ Bill Bailey.

Not me... I like voles. Mmm tasty. No, really so very cute and bitey they are. I have a vole army and they attack at my command. MUAHAHAHAhahaaa.......

Ahem.



PS. I may accept random friend requests, but I do check profiles of requesters. So I'm sorry, but if you are incapable of using the English language properly or you are a friend whore, don't waste your time. Cheers.
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Soo... it's that time again
Time for my um... nine-monthly update!

Matters arising from last minutes
've moved (nice house, garden, shed, garage... NO FUCKING PUB!)
Still nice house, but jolly expensive. STILL no fucking pub. We're hoping to move again soon, coz this is ridiculous.
Errol has expanded to gargantuan proportions and is doing jolly well.
Errol is still gargantuan and still doing remarkably well since I have no clue what I'm doing.
He may well also be a she. Which is unfortunate when you're called Errol and your owner has decided you will be male. I may post pics at a later date if I can be bothered.
He was. It was the large number of eggs that gave us the biggest clue. And just to make sure we got the hint, (s)he's done it twice more since. She seems to be going for personal bests every time. I haven't the heart to tell her it's not an olympic sport. As you probably gathered - I never did get round to being bothered to post pics.
My new job is going nicely. Settled in really well and my contract is now being renewed (so I'm assured anyway) until March 2011, so that's a bit more secure.
Still have the job. Until this shower of bastards someone elected into power pulls it out from under me. Which could happen any day - and already has to one of my colleagues :-(. Why do preventative work with children when you can just put extra strain on the health and prison systems when they're totally fucked up later in life?
Got lots going on musically - playing at St. Pancras station this weekend, so come along if you're in the area. If only to point and laugh
Still in the band, still enjoying it. No further news to report. Played at St. Pancras - I noticed you all by your absence. Still at least you
{didn't} actually do that.

NEWZ
I turned 30. Yay me. And in the words of pTerry, I still aten't dead.

Been to three of the four weddings scheduled for this year - but left by FAR the biggest til last! Just went on the hen do - GOD I wish I could post pics. Hehehehe ;-)

Went to DWCon 2010 - Many thanks to Nudge and Feyd for the tickets! What an event! One of the most bizzare experiences of my life, in a good way! Not half as bizarre as I bet it was for the Hindu wedding party sharing the venue though...

Great to meet so many of you in the flesh for the first time there as well <3.

If I think of anything else momentous I'll let you know. But for now

Date and Time of Next Meeting

Um... prob about a year's time? Hell maybe I'll make a bit more of an effort and get to 6-monthly intervals.
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Name Tessa
Occupation Errand Monkey / Professional Minion
Birthday January 5th, 1980
Interests cricket rugby rowing reading drinking RvB drinking some more music drinking.
LUGGAGEGIRL'S...
Music Muse System Rage Metallica Slayer R.E.M. Ben Folds Beethoven Rachmaninov. OMG The D!! I can't believe I forgot them... George Gershwin John Williams film scores (fun to play :)) Disturbed.
Movies LOTR Python stuff Short Circuit Batteries Not Included Flight of the Navigator Seven pretty much any horror Ghostbusters (both of them!) Running Man um... puh this is difficult. Basically horror action comedy 80s robotic/alien/post apocalyptic cheese. Almost anything but romantic comedy.
TV Shows Not TV but there isn't a section for radio! The GOONS. How come the Aussies still get the broadcasts and we don't?! TV';s too difficult to call.
Books PRATCHETT'S DISCWORLD! (It deserves a line to itself - why didn&#039;t it get one?!) LOTR Harry Potter (the shame the shame..) Stephen King Dean Koontz Anne Rice true crime and violence stuff Bill Bryson. I know some of these are kind of generic but if I listed actual books I'd be here all day.