<Durandal> So, lets for a second say that you have an agility of 33, and Bar just lost control of his bike on the sidewalk, heading right for you.
<Trilby> oh shiiiit
<Durandal> How do you think you whould deal with such a think, in game?
<Durandal> *thing
<Trilby> I leap into the air and perform a barrel roll.
<Durandal> Exactly what you WANT to do. Now, let's see if you're able.
<Durandal> So...
<Durandal> describe exactly what you want the dicemaid to roll, just like i did.
<Trilby> 1d100 vs. 33 to PRESS Z OR R TWICE
<DiceMaid-9001> Trilby, vs. 33 to PRESS Z OR R TWICE: 5 [1d100=5]
<Barman> SUCCESS
<Trilby> FUCK YEAH
<Trilby> always the best solution
<Durandal> Now, fluff it, Tril.
<Demagogue> since that's a huge success be sure to fluff something very flashy
* Trilby does a motherfucking barrel roll, narrowly dodging Barman's bike, which careens into a ditch and explodes in a huge goddamn fireball.