January 15th, 2012

Never ever, for any reason whatsoever, EVER in a million years, even under torture or threat of death NEVER use menthol-based lotion as sex-lube........Your man parts and her lady parts will thank you and save you much pain probably akin to hell itself isolated in your crotch. The 3 hours of burning agnoy will have you both lying on the ground crying and almost going to the hospital.....
MORAL OF THE STORY?
MENTHOL-BASED LOTION IS EVIL
DON'T USE IT
EVER

*true story*

-Edward