Who Watches the Watchers? Guys. What the hell. There are seriously ninety-nine people who care about what I say?
I'm pretty damn honored. A year ago, I think I had 2 followers. Maybe. Look at me now, ma!
So, to better improve customer support and your overall satisfaction, why are you watching me? How can I make sure you watch me even harder, like when I'm in the bathroom or when I'm sleeping? Does my use of foul language, such a "Fuck," "Bitch," and "Pussywillow," cause you intense pain or pleasure?
Also, I got 99 watchers, but a bitch ain't one.
That joke was the entire reason I made this journal.

Who Watches the Watchers? Guys. What the hell. There are seriously ninety-nine people who care about what I say?
I'm pretty damn honored. A year ago, I think I had 2 followers. Maybe. Look at me now, ma!
So, to better improve customer support and your overall satisfaction, why are you watching me? How can I make sure you watch me even harder, like when I'm in the bathroom or when I'm sleeping? Does my use of foul language, such a "Fuck," "Bitch," and "Pussywillow," cause you intense pain or pleasure?
Also, I got 99 watchers, but a bitch ain't one.
That joke was the entire reason I made this journal.
