My Images  |  My Videos
Karma Level: + 69
Signed up: 7 years ago (9/22/04)
Last signed in: 1 hour ago
Total time online: 144d 11h 1m
Tagged Images of Me   (71)
Awards21 Awards
Recent TopicsForum
No recent topics.


Joel CAST & CREW
Male from North Hollywood, CA


Latest JournalView Journal

January 24th, 2012

Gus

Can you come and see something?
Groups22 Groups
Where's Caboose? Where's Caboose? Where in the world can he be?
Gus' Hair Petition Gus' Hair Petition Gus needs bleached blond metal hair.
Monty Oum Monty Oum You love Monty Oum and his girls. We do too.
Aion Gaming Group Aion Gaming Group For those who play Aion
Joe.Remote Joe.Remote Keeping tabs on Joe the Cat - the real creative force behind RT
Be nice to jack! Be nice to jack! He's an awesome guy, so be awesome to him!
Games I'm Playing13 Games
The Goods
NAME
Joel Heyman
OCCUPATION
Stuff.
BIRTHDAY
September 16th
INTERESTS
Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent
FAVORITE MUSIC
Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.
FAVORITE MOVIES
This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.
FAVORITE BOOKS
Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.
GAMERTAG
JoeAct
Friends258 Friends
Comments [ Add a Comment ]   [ Watch Comments ]   [ View All Comments ]
EzioCauthon
Posted 3 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
Hey, Joel! Just had a quick proposal for you, and anyone else who wants to help me out. I'm currently in county college, taking a marketing class. One of the semester-long assignments is to get a twitter account(if you didn't have one already, which I didn't), and then try to get the most people to follow you, and then to also follow my instructor. I've already "put out the word" on Facebook, and a few other message boards I'm on, but then I thought, why not ask the RT people, both crew, and the community in general. So, here I am! If you could see your way to following me on Twitter(@SonOfBattles89), and then my instructor(@Geesey2Succeed{and you'll need to follow me first, so he'll know I was the one who got you to follow him}), then I would really appreciate that. If I could get the community to chip in, that'd be even more awesome than just being followed by you. I'm also going to ask the other big name crew members, just FYI. Also, however many people I get to follow me, and however many I get to follow my instructor, separately dictate how many bonus points I get. So, if I can get, say, 300 people to follow me, and 250 to follow him, that's 550 bonus points I would get at the end of the semester. Theoretically, that alone would let me pass the class, even if I didn't do anything else in the class besides show up. Obviously, that would be awesome!
sarge3224
Posted 4 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
Hey. I was playing with York's son and he said the only way to get to meet u on xbox is to join a game when he is playing with u is that true Bc I really want to play a custom match with u. Hope u respond bye oh and btw my gamertag is AC Joe DC
indianajane
Posted 12 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
Dude, I hit that submit button once. I don't know from where the duplicates came.
indianajane
Posted 12 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
I'm applying to grad schools for creative writing degrees. Is this a degree that can be used to get into the gaming industry? What avenue did you take? I don't necessarily need information about how hard it is getting into the industry, that I understand. I've just started researching the topic and I'm only in the phase of gathering information.

If you are too tired and overwhelmed to reply I won't be offended. I'm first asking the RT member I am most attracted to because attractive people are smart. So if I don't hear from you I will ask the second place (less smart) guy, and so-on-and-so-forth.
DonutsKitten
Posted 13 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
Hi Joel :) I just wanted to say hi lol comment back if you want xD
Oddree13
Vigilante
Posted 13 hours ago
+ 1 Cool     [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
This is an actual true story to replace you "woman gets pregnant from testicular bullet" story

abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562#.TyzAyFxSTFI
Mills009
Posted 15 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
Joel my school is doing a stock market game and I was wondering if you could help u figure out what stocks to "buy" and I'm not making fun of you by saying this
caboose3457
Posted 17 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
sup joel and i got one thing to say: tucker did it but is it true :)
klogg216
Grammar Nazi
Posted 19 hours ago
+ 1 Cool     [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
HellsAngel_
Posted 19 hours ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]   [ Conversation ]
I would like to say hi to Joel as well.
..hello!
Add a Comment
Body            
[ Add a Poll ]