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26 year-old male from Prince Edward Island
22 year old leader of NERF.
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Enter now the lions den
It's long past due that we begin
I have longed for you afar
Love sacriface in my backyard
I have seen beyond my gaze
I have gazed beyond today
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There's a house at the top of a tree
There's a house at the top of a tree
In the house there's a room
In the room there's a chair
And sitting in the chair is you

There's a nose at the end of a snout
Of a dog with his head out the window
Of a car that's driving away from the tree
And at the top of a tree there's a house
And in the house there's a room and in the room
There's a chair and in the chair is you

There's a plan to eat the house
In the mind of a mouse in the woods
And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected
By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog
And the dog has his head out the window of a car
And the car is driving away from the tree
And at the top of a tree there's a house
And in the house there's a room and in the room
There's a chair and in the chair is you

There are no more potato chips left
In the empty bag in your hand
And the crumpling sound of the empty bag
Makes the mice get mad
And when the mice get mad
It leads to a plan to eat the house
And the plan's in the mind of the mouse in the woods
And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected
By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog
And the dog has his head out the window of a car
And the car is driving away from the tree
And at the top of a tree there's a house
And in the house there's a room and in the room
There's a chair and in the chair is you

And the reason there are no more chips
In the empty bag in your hand
Is that the crumpling sound of the empty bag
Makes the mice get mad
Which leads to a plan
To eat the house
But just in time
The dog arrives
To give to the mouse
The potato chips
That you took from the bag
And gave to the dog
To deliver to the mouse
So the mouse would not eat you
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Name Andrew
Occupation Kraken Wrangler/Football playing Giraffe
Birthday May 18th, 1986
Interests Martial arts ninjas red vs blue...Ninjas... Historical fiction. Warhammer. yadda yadda
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Music Monster magnet Leningrad cowboys dick dale tom t hall stompin tom Hawkwind Dixieland.
Movies boondock saints Shaun of the dead Land of the dead Dawn of the dead Dawn of the dead remake day of the dead night of hte living dead return of the living dead evil dead evil dead 2 army of darkness monty python quest for the holy grail meaning of life life of brian snatch lock stock and two smoking barrels pulp fiction Dog soldiers. The Sharpe series. Space balls.
TV Shows family guy clone high American Dad (it has its moments damnit) TNMT(old ones) Astro boy (old ones) Lupin the 3rd Titus Ren and Stimpy and the old Xmen cartoon for its sheer comic value.
Books Grail quest series Last kingdom The Pale Horseman Dirk Skinner's "The Street Ninja" Small gods Dirk Gently's hololistic detective agency The long dark teatime of the soul The deep meaning of Liff hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series. The Sharpe�39;s series. I won't list them all because its 20 books and the Discworld series.