Work, Half Life style
So, I work for a company that disposes of pallets and crates for some local industries. My first day on the job, we were clearing out a field full of honest-to-God video game style wooden crates. It just felt so wrong to just load these things on a trailer, throw them in a stack, and burn them, unopened. Work that day totally should have gone like this: "Alright, we have all these crates to take care of. Crowbars are on the truck, grab one and start smashing! Don't worry about the pieces, they'll disappear in a few seconds." "Whatta you got there?" "A couple clips of 9mm ammo." "Leave em, we've already got more than we can carry." "I got some grenades!" "Nice, we'll hang on to those." "Hey, check out this crate! It has a red flame symbol on the side, must be something good in here!" "Oh shit! No, don't tough tha-" *BOOM* "... That health kit is coming outta your pay." |
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