MY POOR POOR JOURNAL I HATH FORSAKEN YOU
So so sorry for the delay...I seem to be doing that a lot but I was on a magical journey of sick twisted videos and college....oh yeah and the kid he he he he. I've been busy with Medical Assistant training at Sanford-Brown and the never ending motherhood disease....its interesting to say the least.

First thing on my list....."What ever happened to 1Guy 1Cup???" It's simple....he made another video. Le horror!!!! This one take the cake of all I have seen that is pain inducing. Not even the pain Olympics can top this....So It starts with this superhuman sitting again on a glass jar with what appears to be shiny metal coming out of his penis hole (Urethra) but he doesn't bust the jar this time....he comes back up and proceeds to take out this metal and my jaw dropped so fast I swear it dislocated!!! ITS A SCREWDRIVER!!! This fucker put the handle in his penis!! I was light headed and I don't even have a phallus!! I never screamed like a middle school girl in my life but I was screeching my little head off when I saw the blood gushing out of his mangled genitalia.....At least I was still able to enjoy my dinner....

Now to another video, This one wasn't bad so much as it was hilarious and awe inspiring. This asian man was trying out for a porn and the poor soul couldn't get an erection so he's playing with it until.....*explodes!!* He came all over himself.....while still flacid....talk about talent....I was LULZ-ing so hard I needed my inhaler just to stop from asphyxiation.....

What I have been investing my minuscule amount of free time I possess is J-Pop.....Japanese pop and rock....I......love it...so much!!! It has touched my soul in bad naughty way...especially Gackt.....*swoons* he is eye candy at its best! I would rape him 6 ways from sunday and give him many Gackt babies.....See I never went through my celebrity worshiping phase when I was young and innocent, I was playing DDR and D&D!! FOR THE WIN!! So I suppose it was only a matter of time before I succumbed to the plague later in life.....but my gods am I not complaining, I think I did a good job finding someone to utterly thank every deity for creating him.....so what he's 37...I can work with that....so hawt.......that's it for now.....oh yeah and I'm pregnant again....I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! It was a midnight attack....>.>......damn

MY POOR POOR JOURNAL I HATH FORSAKEN YOU
So so sorry for the delay...I seem to be doing that a lot but I was on a magical journey of sick twisted videos and college....oh yeah and the kid he he he he. I've been busy with Medical Assistant training at Sanford-Brown and the never ending motherhood disease....its interesting to say the least.

First thing on my list....."What ever happened to 1Guy 1Cup???" It's simple....he made another video. Le horror!!!! This one take the cake of all I have seen that is pain inducing. Not even the pain Olympics can top this....So It starts with this superhuman sitting again on a glass jar with what appears to be shiny metal coming out of his penis hole (Urethra) but he doesn't bust the jar this time....he comes back up and proceeds to take out this metal and my jaw dropped so fast I swear it dislocated!!! ITS A SCREWDRIVER!!! This fucker put the handle in his penis!! I was light headed and I don't even have a phallus!! I never screamed like a middle school girl in my life but I was screeching my little head off when I saw the blood gushing out of his mangled genitalia.....At least I was still able to enjoy my dinner....

Now to another video, This one wasn't bad so much as it was hilarious and awe inspiring. This asian man was trying out for a porn and the poor soul couldn't get an erection so he's playing with it until.....*explodes!!* He came all over himself.....while still flacid....talk about talent....I was LULZ-ing so hard I needed my inhaler just to stop from asphyxiation.....

What I have been investing my minuscule amount of free time I possess is J-Pop.....Japanese pop and rock....I......love it...so much!!! It has touched my soul in bad naughty way...especially Gackt.....*swoons* he is eye candy at its best! I would rape him 6 ways from sunday and give him many Gackt babies.....See I never went through my celebrity worshiping phase when I was young and innocent, I was playing DDR and D&D!! FOR THE WIN!! So I suppose it was only a matter of time before I succumbed to the plague later in life.....but my gods am I not complaining, I think I did a good job finding someone to utterly thank every deity for creating him.....so what he's 37...I can work with that....so hawt.......that's it for now.....oh yeah and I'm pregnant again....I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! It was a midnight attack....>.>......damn