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24th batch Things not Allowed in Konoha
821. Naruto, no matter what Kenobi tells you, you are not a padawan.
a) Will the Jedi please stop trying to poach our ninjas.
822. No one is to ever try to summon Darth Vader again.
a) Or Darth Maul
b) Or Revan
c) Or Malak
d) Or anyone with the title of Darth in their name.
e) Or any other Sith Lord even if they don't use it.
f) Yes, Naruto, that does include Exar Kun
g) And Ulic Qel-Droma
823. I don't care if they destroyed all of the Sound Ninjas, Ewoks are to be no longer summoned.
a) That includes Simon...
824. Naruto, stop telling Sasuke that you're Kirking across the world
825. Sasuke, the ending of Titanic was obvious from the beginning
a) However, Naruto you are no longer allowed to summon the damn ship ontop of the Uchiha district to prove the point.
826. Naruto, stop summoning terminators
a) Anko, send them back.
b) I don't care if they demanded your clothes
827. Sasuke is not Orochimaru's Horocrux
a) Or Voldemorts.
b) Nor is he Harry Potter.
828. Hanabi, Samus wants her armor back.
a) Moegi return the armor and stop stealing from Hanabi
b) Return the missiles as well
829. Udon, I don't know where the hell you got the puzzle, the hair jell, and hair dye, but NO MORE SHADOW GAMES
830. I don't car if they're your harem, find a place to put them that doesn't take up more than half of Konoha!
a) That doesn't mean you create your own ninja village.
b) And you certainly can't use Jiriayas naming suggestion of Hidden Hentai
c) For starters because it's dishonest.
d) no village of Hentai is not an acceptable change
831. Naruto is to turn over the TFF Summoning Scroll for destruction immediatly.
a) Send Fosfor back Naruto. Jiriaya has been complaining that his books are being outsold.
b) Send Hawk back too. He's giving Hinata and Hanabi too many... ideas.
c) Send back Typhonis, he is scaring the ANBU demolition squad, Hidan, and...what??? He said he`d teach you how to make your own tags for fun and profit? Thats it send him back NOW!
d) And, please, for the love of god, send back that crazy motherfucker with a sentence for a 'name.' We're tired of Naruto trying to create new bloodlines, and transform several of the girls into catgirls, and make them have larger asses/breasts.
832. RvB Summoning Scroll is now a SSS rank secret and the location of it is forbidden from all.
a) Send him back, Naruto. The T&I division of ANBU is still recovering from interrogating Caboose.
b) That was not an excuse to summon Church to keep Caboose down.
c) Andy the Bomb is not to be within 500km of the Anbu Demolition Corp.
d) You may not summon Tex to hunt down the Akatsuki.
e) Even if she did succeed.
f) NO. Do not summon O'malley to see who is more pyschotic when compared to Gaara, Orochimaru, Itachi and Danzo.
g) Do not summon Shelia the tank.
h) I dont care if she's not in a tank anymore. I want that ship gone!
i) That does not mean Andy the Bomb can explode.
j) See rule 832c about the Demo Corp handling Andy the Bomb.
833. Starscream is not to be trusted Naruto.
a) Dinobot, however, is worthy of trust
b) He does NOT, however, appreciate people beginning every sentence with "Me, Grimlock" when in his presence.
c) Especially if it's Grimlock.
d) Grimlock and Dinobot are not to meet
e) Rattrap and Jiriaya are not to be teammates for anything, the idea of Jiriaya learning from the Vermin terrifies everyone.
834. Naruto is no longer allowed to use the Gameshop summoning scroll... in fact NO ONE is allowed to use it.
a) I don't care what the Space Marine's are saying, Naruto is not a lost Primarch.
b) And neither is Slaanesh your bitch Naruto...
c) None of the Four Chaos Gods are your bitch Naruto
d) Naruto is not the new ruler of the Imperium of Man
e) Even if he did win it in a game of Cosmic Poker
835. Naruto is forbidden from acquiring Magic: The Gathering cards. We don't need him getting more ideas for original or unique summons.
a) Seriously, remember the last time when he summoned both Phage and Akroma and that alternate version of Akroma and how fiercely they fought each other for his sole attention?
b) Sasuke, please stop claiming that the Shivan Phoenix (or any Phoenix creature for that matter) is your summon by right. Tsunade-sama is getting irritated by your constant trips to the medical clinic to get treated for first, second and third-degree burns.
c) Sasuke, if you continue to keep whining about the way things are, I may overlook the next time Naruto uses that experimental jutsu on you to turn you into a Chicken.
836 Birth control no jutsu and diaper change no jutsu are to be developed immediately. No that is not the reason Danzou....stop cackling about Super babies of Doom.
837 Naruto will be required to hold the hand of the harem member giving birth so he can share the pain.
a) Making a kage bushin will not cut it.
b) Neither will using a fake hand.
c) No there are no S class suicide mission I can send you on. You made your bed so sleep in it.
d) I know they are scary....it's your own fault.
838 You may not let the ADC practice on the surrounding buildings so you can create your own clan compound!
839. Megatron is not your sidearm Naruto!
840. The DAPC summoning scroll is to be impounded and then destroyed as soon as we manage to track down Snake...
841. "Aerobic exercises" is NOT an acceptable excuse to kidnap Naruto and have your way with him.
a) Even if you use ninja techniques as part of the 'exercise'
842. The 'Deliverance' Jutsu is hereby classified as a Kinjutsu.
a) I don't care if Kakashi was corrupting Hinata by giving her Icha Icha books, thats no excuse to create and use it on him...
a) especially when he's training Sasuke...
b) Seriously... the two just curl up into a fetal ball whenever they hear Banjo music now.
c) Put the Banjo back Naruto.... you are not allowed to learn to play it!
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