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dtjarks
41 year-old male from Clive, IA
Married with one daughter, former data cabling and fiber installer, have now worked Tech Support for several major companies, served on the USS Kitty Hawk (CV-63) from 1988 - 1992 during Desert Storm. I lean closer to the Republican party, but am registered Independent. Anything else you want to know, just ask...
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dtjarks
Fuck Valentine's Day
Even through my wife's objections, and her statements that I'm a big teddy bear etc... I've never liked Valentine's Day. Normally I send this poem out to all my friends via E-mail, but I think I'll break tradition this year and just post it here...

Fuck Valentine's Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!

I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!

So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day!

Have a great day...
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Name Dan Tjarks
Occupation Tech Support
Birthday July 14th, 1970
Interests PCs Gaming Digital Photography the internet in general working on my personal web site: http://www.glasscastlewalls.com collecting Superman related comic books my dogs and my family of course.
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Music I'm very eclectic I'll pretty much listen to anything from classical reggae etc to hip-hop.
Movies Too many to pick one... Actions and comedy. Top Gun Armageddon Office Space Van Wilder etc
TV Shows Smallville any CSI JAG Yes Dear King of Queens Committed etc...