funny stuff
well first off im putting up some new pics of me. and secondly heres some things to make you laugh.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give

you a $100 if you let me have you"....but the girl said NO. Johnny said

"I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be

finished by the time you pick it up".

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend

says "ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able

to get his pants down".

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the

boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the

boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bastard used coins"

and this one since people like it.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wraparound Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole.

funny stuff

well first off im putting up some new pics of me. and secondly heres some things to make you laugh.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give

you a $100 if you let me have you"....but the girl said NO. Johnny said

"I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be

finished by the time you pick it up".

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend

says "ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able

to get his pants down".

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the

boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the

boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bastard used coins"

and this one since people like it.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wraparound Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole.