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24 year-old male from Northamptonshire (UK)
Garlic Bread, I've tasted it, it's the future!
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Lost and Found!
After a year and a halfish of inactivity, suddenly there is activity on my rvb account. Upon signing in I notice the distinct lack of updates i've made. So here's the update that should stand to last for about another 2 years before i sign in again. As per usual a joke ....
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
See ya in another two years!
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| Awards | | | | The Goods | | | Name |
Simon | | Occupation |
Layabout Gamer | | Birthday |
June 8th, 1987 | | Interests |
Rugby Computer Games some sports some other sports and some more computer games SNOWBOARDING | | Gamertag |
| | BIG_SM'S... | | | TV Shows |
Peter Kays' Phoenix Nights Max and Paddys' Road to Nowhere Peter Kay live The Simpsons Futurama Little Britain My Hero Temptation Charmed Stargate The O.C The Apprentice World Shut your mouth dodgy french programs on sky |
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