New Years Was Like A Month Ago
Let's have a chat. I would like to tell you how my New Year's Day went. Maybe tack on some other shit, too. But mainly New Year's. I feel like New Year's Day should be a strong indicator of how the rest of the year will go. I know that's bullshit, but it's nice to think anyways. NYD starts for me by hearing the channel showing the ball drop play Frank Sinatra, and then a guy coming onscreen to sing about being a hillbilly. SO FAR SO GOOD Started watching Streets of Fire with Papaw and Nanny. They wound up leaving me to it to go to bed. That movie... it's basically a video game. If you combined The Warriors (the game), Metal Slug, and River City Ransom, you would pretty much get this movie, right here. Played some Trine for the Steam Winter thing. Discovered that this game doesn't entirely suck. Just occasionally. I mean, the physics puzzles aren't terrible but sometimes they're bullshit. Also wound up with one item left on Beautiful Katamari. Realized everything was glitched and it wasn't registering my complete collection as complete. Went online. Asked around. Found out certain things have submenus I need to fill. Get myself back to one item left! Slept with no stressy dreams, whatsoever. I'd had kind of an influx, lately. Although I am discovering more and more that it's probably to do with what I eat. Sweets actually lead to sweet dreams. Salty and greasy leads to stress and discomfort. GO FIGURE Wake up, shower, General Tso's. YUSS. Eat it while watching some Three Stooges with my grandparents. STILL FUCKING FANTASTIC DAY. Then crab rangoon (and the flaming sword of fire). Then fortune cookie. My fortune: "Curiosity is life." SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE no wait it doesn't at all but i guess if you think about it some of it kind of does More Trine. More Beautiful Katamari and I finish the collection! 100%! Just gotta leave the game on overnight to rack up the 2nd level playtime achievement and I'm golden! Hey. Let me ask you something. Have you ever... wanted to see a person you know naked? Like, since middle school up until now, when you're, say, 22ish? Okay, and then have you ever had that person now that you're 22ish suddenly say HEY so turns out there's this private little camwhore spot where I hang out and chat with people and also sometimes us girls take off our clothes and here's the URL and you're the only person I've ever told about this so you can't tell anyone question mark No? Well then *puts on black rim glasses* I guess you just wouldn't get it. "yeeeeeeeah." That was an indie rock version of the CSI Miami intro. ANYWAYS So that was a few days before New Years and tits never happened. SO HEY SO New Years Day is nearly over. Midnight is approaching. And I decide to stop in and notice the front picture is now an image of her in her gas mask she likes to wear in pictures sometimes. And I message her to laugh about it and she's like OH YOU JUST MISSED IT wat YEAH ARE YOU IN THERE HOLD ON Suddenly tits. suddenly glorious tits |
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